Summary
After a decade spent as the pope averting global catastrophe and repeatedly cheating death, I finally made it back to Earth—only to be confronted by an ultimatum. A system warning demanded I gather a required number of believers within 90 days, or face a forced restart. Stunned, I could only utter a bewildered “Excuse me?” before steeling myself to declare, “I’ve come to spread the word of God,” embracing a mission I never asked for.